Hey, youth slang is crazy sometimes. It could be something! Regardless, I’m going to be saying “turn this bitch into a Marriott” from now on when I’m pissed at someone.

Yeah, please do! I’m interested to see them. I guess shouldn’t be surprised that there is a White Feminist backlash on this, but damn...I am surprised. It’s pretty idiotic. I can’t decide if that or her defending Grand Theft Auto is worse. I kind of want to read both of them, but I’m sure it won’t make for a happy day…

Omg, I buy the giant containers too!!! I make a venison chili with like 4-5 T of cumin. It’s delicious. I also made salsa this weekend, and I’m pretty sure my “recipe” triples the cilantro from the original recipe I built off of lol. I am your people indeed! :)

I love misheard lyrics, and this one is pretty funny. :)

Hahaha, is she fucking serious?!? Wow. Just wow.

Yeah, baking is for sure a little more exact, but yeah people are weird. Is it just me or is there never enough cumin or cilantro called for in recipes that have it? Or maybe I’m just a freak for cumin and cilantro because I swear, I’m basically always doubling that shit. And garlic. What is this “one clove of garlic”…

No! No you may not leave out the raisins! The world will crumble and should you prepare this dish without nasty dried, sulphured grapes, the sun will implode and suck all of humanity and its assorted dreams and creation into the gaping maw of nothingness!

I really, really don’t understand the love for cream cheese frosting! I feel like an outlier of the entire human race for hating it. Why would I want sour cheese product in my frosting?! Butter cream forever and ever.

Haha, my thought as well! You make your own damn brownies if you’re gonna call that a “breakup worthy” offense. Btw, I’m fully aware that he’s most likely being hyperbolic. I just get a little prickly about this stuff since I am the cook in my household. When people start feeling entitled to you making delicious food…

Just saw them live last month. So. good. The music is just as dreamy and beautiful in person (you never know, sometimes bands suck live).

Some of my favs:

You can make it, Blueberry!

I’m out now! I hope you will be set free soon too!

I would turn this into a Paris Geller appreciation thread if I weren’t at work and could upload a million GG screen shots.

OMG THIS WORKDAY IS GOING BY SO SLOWLY. I can’t wait to make sangria and a million dips. Time needs to fast forward. I need my long weekend.

It is! There are Amish kids who go absolutely overboard during rumspringa (which makes sense; when you’ve been living so far away from the ‘real world’ you would probably want to try and experience a million things at once when you got the chance). I watched a documentary called The Devil’s Playground on this subject…

My cup (well, garden) runneth over with cilantro at the moment SO MAYBE I’LL MAKE IT A QUADRUPLE BATCH.

I planned on making guacamole as part of my insane amount of food for the 4th. Now I’m gonna make a double batch in protest of this pea bullshit.

Yogurt?! Whyyyy?!? That’s some dumb shit. Avocados are good, heart healthy fats. Gimme.

Anxiety