Didn't Caesar's just file for bankruptcy?

Glad Sutton Foster is coming back to TV, but I am still in mourning over the loss of Bunheads.

"Young boys don't want to do things with girls."

He points to China on the globe.

Once again, I have seen exactly none of the nominated films.

Love a cat that does not give two fucks

Obviously the state's case was weak as water. Didn't the jury come back after 2 hours? I served jury duty a couple of of months ago on an assault case, with only a day and a half of testimony. Took us a day and a half to go back over the evidence and reach a verdict. How can you even introduce yourselves and elect…

All I know about Taylor Swift is that she wears a lot of champagne dresses to award shows and seems like a really nice, cool person.

It saddens me to think Paris Hilton is related, by marriage, at least to Elizabeth Taylor and Zsa Zsa Gabor.

My brother-in-law lives in Sweden with his family. Will ask him for some for some context.

You think chickens are scary? Ever been up close and personal with a swan? they are basically psychopaths with really long necks.

I, too, believe in you, Chrystal.

I challenge Jezebel to go a week without mentioning the Kardashians. As they have never done anything newsworthy (other than ex-Bruce in the Olympics 100 years ago), I don't think this site find itself with a gaping content hole.

OMG. Molly Ivins! MOLLY IVINS!

AS if the news couldn't get worse.

I know Yelp exists, but I had no idea people actually cared. It would never occur to me to look at a review on Yelp to decide where to eat...

Just one would be terrifying.

Why is Lena Dunham wearing a red solo cup?

Now, I have made some regrettable purchases in my life, but a tattoo gun? There is no way that would have ended well.