I was hot when I was younger. I married the love of my life who wasn't a good looking guy because I found the good looking dudes untrusting, narcissistic and players! He was a very tall, skinny, gangly younger guy with helmet head hair, lol, who was kind, loved me unconditionally. 15 years later I suffered from an…

I'm a CNA. In a nursing home. My coworkers and I can be elbows deep in shit while talking about what we brought for lunch. And even I think this restaurant is gross.

You're friend sounds like good people. Break-ups no matter what suck. It's rejection no matter how you cut it. It's cliched, but when one door closes another one opens. Keep your head up. I highly recommend listening to so Ghostface Killha in times like these.

Thanks so much for this article. I am going through a breakup right now as well, and some friends have been really not helpful at all in what they are saying to me. I try to keep in mind that I am really sensitive right now, and that they mean well, but still.

Ha! 19.95/hour! No no. We've had him 7 years.

Haha. So great. That's my son. He feels like a total rockstar today.

That cat is gonna fuck someone up when it lands.

preach

No "chutzpah?" What is this, Hobby Lobby?

True, no drug is for everyone, but this works wonders for me. I had a horrible time with the pill, whereas this one has almost no side effects for me. It is such an individual thing.

also apparently has possible side effects of weight gain, depression, hair growth, and ongoing spotting/continuous bleeding that affect people at a much higher rate than a hormonal IUD - according to my doctor, who of all the ob-gyns i've had seems to know her shit, that's really all i can offer for source, but would…

One word ladies: NEXPLANON.

Dammit, and I was too busy watching the identical rapist-murderer twin mistaken-identity second-parter on Criminal Intent.

Same here.

I read that as Judge Judy and thought, "Of course she did."

I don't understand. If you like rough sex, say so. It's fine. I don't understand why people need to get so projective about their own kinks as to make them universal.

To be perfectly honest, even if you give your kid a reasonable name, chances are I will still hate your baby.

This is great; good for her. I'm reminded of the 2003 Berlin marathon, where Paul Tergat's rabbit, Sammy Korir, took him through the halfway mark under world-record time, but instead of dropping out there (which was the plan), Korir kept running. Tergat ended up winning (2:04:55), Korir came in second (2:04:56), and…