I honestly have a hard time with people who believe this shit. I had a co-worker who was running around showing a video of Buzz Aldrin talking to a kid about how the moon landings were impossible. I went absolutely nuclear on him about spreading misinformation and tried to explain to him about how dangerous this shit…

If God doesn’t make mistakes, why did he flood the world and kill everyone but Noah and his family. That sure sounds like a “gee I fucked up and need to start over" to me.

Well I’d pay $8 to never hear from him again. If he was half as smart as he thinks he is, he’d figure out a way to monetize his insufferability more effectively.

Yo dog, I heard you like prequels, so we put a prequel in your prequel.

Well, it depends on what you mean by the word “is”.

So if I jump on board to this moronic idea and I’m not on a Wifi network, which is pretty much anytime that I’m not at home, I’m completely screwed if I need to contact anyone. Right?

Question marks are not necessary if you’re asking a rhetorical question.

In fairness, knowing the role of the Secretary of State is probably more like the kinda book learn’n that Gomez is vowing to fight.

While, on the one hand, it’s certainly better to make the GQP run serious campaigns against a real governing party, on the other, it’s not like the state of Misery is exactly voting for Dems.

A prequel to the prequel? It’s just prequels all the way down. Prequelception. 2 Prequel 2 Dragon. Eternal Prequel of the Previous Mind. All of this has prequel-ed before and will again.

Oh fuck off and fuck everyone. What the fuck is going on, what are we fucking doing. Jesus fucking Christ. 

The real gut punch: last I checked, no Democratic candidates had filed for this office in the 2024 election.

Uh, if a one year old got pregnant, she should definitely get an abortion.

I’m not proud of the thoughts that go through my head when I read articles like this. Right now, the things I wish would happen to Sen. Rick Brattin (R) are particularly uncharitable. 

Ah, yes, how could I forget my dad?!

“God doesn’t make mistakes”

Sen. Rick Brattin (R) explained his vote by arguing that being forced to carry their rapist’s baby could be “healing” for victims.

Incorrect. We have found time and time again these workers & our country need those jobs. With the disappeared of the entry level job you get nothing but negatives for a society while the only gain is corps make more money. Are all those cashiers going to go to college now since they cant be cashiers? Or are they…

Thank you! Jesus Christ, Jezebel, it doesn’t matter what any politician thinks personally about abortion. The question is: do they think they have the right to legislate it? Biden may not want abortion on demand personally, but unless we think he’s going to flip-flop on his policy promises once he gets in office (a…