‘I am on the board’

I get up at 6, start work around 7:15, get home around 4, and yeah, we eat by 5:15-5:30 most nights. We don’t have kids, it just works for our schedule and life. It means my husband can get to the gym or his therapy appointment by 6 and not be starving, it means I can take a walk after dinner while it’s still light…

Yes, they obviously know who you are, which is why they, probably, cackled themselves to sleep last night.

Conan paid his entire staff out of his own pocket during the 2007-08 strike. Drew is confiscating pro-WGA pins in her audience.

“Do you know who I am?”

He dates in English tho.

I read it as the subs should’ve at least said singing in Spanish instead of non-English.

I bet he was like, “God will be my agent and get us the compensation we deserve.”

If you’re fighting during meditation, you’re doing it wrong.

Wait, so the patriarch who was willing to prostitute out his family on TV and steal their money for himself NOW decides that airing out dirty laundry in the media might be a bad thing?  GTFOoH with those lies Jim Bob.

Interesting that the Mariano’s damage was limited to Illinois, even though they were the parent company of all of the Pick N’Save/Copp’s/Roundy’s stores in the midwest.

He also chose his son over the welfare of his daughters. He’s a piece of shit and I hope he and Michelle spend the rest of their lives having to clean dog shit (that I’m hoping people will throw) off his house every day for the rest of his life.

Wrong. He should sun his asshole. You absorb more vitamin D through the butt.

What a sociopathic monster of a human being. As if we needed any more proof that he considers his progeny property to enrich himself, here he is, furious that she has the audacity to call him out on his BS. 

It's also why computer programs have such shitty user interfaces. 

Yeah, it reinforces a stereotype, so people nod and go “ah, yes, it’s true, I read that somewhere.”

A Jet going down on 9/11 is a little too on the nose, universe.

For some reason, Grimes continued to procreate with this imbecile and went on to bear a daughter, Exa Dark Sideræl, and secretly welcome a third child (Musk’s 11th by the way), a son named Techno “Tau” Mechanicus.

The more I hear about him, the less I want a Tesla or to do anything with any of the things he’s touched.

Musk sharing further proof of him being a sociopath is an odd choice. Of course his ego overrides any sort of embarrassment at behavior that defies rational thought.