Is this “the plaintiff’s” first day on earth? 

*good for her.gif*

Two paragraphs, really?

My dad does this. Votes for a less shitty (R) in the primaries in the hopes it works some kind of reverse psychology on the ballot. I can’t bring myself to ask for the other ballot so I let him take one for the team, knowing he’s at least never voted for a Repub president in like 40 yrs.

I still think Mel is a shitheap.

“he argued that Wisconsin voters should be required to look at “fetuses in jars” in a science museum in Chicago”

I mean, Travis Kelce (sp?) seems to be dumb as a box of hair but at least has the sense to act like T Swift is a good thing to have happened to him.

Yeah, I have called the non-emergency police line for various reasons over the years and they usually ask “so what do you want us to do about this?” They have options.

Seems like the old Jez, anyway.

I’ve never heard of it either, and I am a Millennial.

Can I be unbanned?

I've been banned on Jez for a couple years now, but I still read it just to keep up with the news. After they turned off comments on The Root I thought that would be the first to go, so I'm surprised, but also not 😕

I can’t remember the last time I got chain chicken. Pre-sandwich madness, that’s for sure. Mostly because there isn’t one on any of my routes anymore. Maybe Brown’s in the 00s. Now I get fried chicken from Jewel (semi-regularly) or White Fence Farm (special occasions). 

“They’ll have to switch to carmine which is made from bugs! THEY WANT US TO EAT BUGS!”

I am not surprised when foods/brands have social media accounts. That seems downright necessary today. But it is weird when you are in the comments section of some random IG cat page, and there is... Slim Jim. Or Grindr. It’s like when you were a kid and say your teacher at the post office. What are YOU doing HERE?

IL here, and I also have never used, heard of, or seen “Catalina.” I just literally had ranch on my salad for lunch today. Serious side-eye, Kraft...

So when robots replace fast food workers, delivery drivers & taxis, checkout lanes, graphic designers, etc... then what? UBI? or we start eating each other?

Even dung beetles are fleeing this piece of shit.

Pennsylvania is like the Rosanna Arquette of states, I guess.

Oprah may be unmarried, but she and Steadman have been together since the 80s.