I don’t want them either! Can we just put people like this somewhere???

It is illegal in IL to refuse to fill a script on moral grounds :)

Also a way to use up fruit. I did this recently with blood orange juice. Blood oranges are delicious, but the bag I got were... tough? They were harder to peel and eat than your average citrus fruit. I was procrastinating eating them because of it, and now I was looking at 7 old blood oranges I wasn’t going to eat…

I have no dog in this fight, pit or otherwise, as I am a white lady from the midwest with no interest in college sports, but goddamn I enjoy a Damon Young piece. 

I always use a soup can and put foil on the top, then stick it in the back of the fridge til full.

just... throw the whole damn planet away.

I think there was an episode of “Abandoned” on VICE network where they visited the Salton Sea. Don’t birds that visit there pretty much die anyway? So in this particular instance for the birds at least, no major difference. Now there are still some absolute looney tunes that live there....

They have curly fries! Now they have two fries!

Their iced instant is great.

I use this at home

See, I knew I would learn a new language during this pandemic! Just didn’t know it would be ancient Greek.

Arby’s got rid of the potato cakes, so she and I are not currently speaking.

I’d heard of the wing shortage (I think over on the Takeout), but my local grocery store has plenty of the rest of the bird. It seems they produce a lot of it in TX which is still recovering from that winter storm.

Yeah THIS is why people would totally buy the BLM logic. He already got away with it once.

Yeah manspreading is certainly not confined to being seated on a bus. Guess this is white-spreading.

Why is it so hard to say “I am so sorry!” when you bump or nudge someone in a store? I apologize to inanimate objects in my condo when I run into them. You better believe I can manage it for actual people out in the world but I guess my expectations are too high.

Considering a certain subset of white people have that one tattooed across their abdomen, I’d say they’re rather proud of it.

“If that’s not an option, then pull off the highway and wait things out in a parking lot or covered garage.”

“In 2019, he adopted his Instagram name as his legal name.”

Would like to see the Ritz TikTok and SlimJim Instagram* get into a social media showdown.