“pulled pork soup”

Oh for fuck’s sake, I just started watching this. Oh well, at least I know it won’t go on forever, like some shows.

Does Subway even advertise whether it is “sustainably caught”? Vs, say farmed? Their ingredients list just calls it “flaked tuna, mayonnaise.”

I went to a restaurant a couple weeks ago and HATED the QR code. My phone wouldn’t pull it up so I had to look at someone else’s, which was probably germier than looking at a laminated menu that gets wiped down between customers. I hope QRs are temporary.

While they post on NextDoor.

Sounds like a plot on “Fear Thy Neighbor” on ID Channel. Which, surprisingly, is almost always white on white violence (maybe because it almost always takes place in the boonies?). But it always starts out with Family A committing some *imperceivable slight* against Family B, even just moving next door is enough to…

I give them 3 years before it’s another appliance-25%-off day.

I can’t say anything bad about the furniture I’ve gotten from IKEA, but I have never set foot in that restaurant. Skeeves me out. (And my ancestry is British and Polish!)

Not the word I’d use, but ok!!!!

We should all write the school carefully worded letters.

“I have to wonder what authority Trump believed the Federal Election Commission would have over Saturday Night Live...”

I had a dog that ate an entire dish of chocolate covered raisins (so, two strikes) and she didn’t even shit her brains out, which we expected. She lived to be 12.

White Cheddar Cheez-Its. Current cat and previous cat both loved them. Boggs (current cat) will force his head into the box or grab my hand with his paw when I have them. I don’t know what is in them that is attractive to cats. He doesn’t eat any other people food.

Hey fuck you, Campbell’s. I practically lived on grilled cheese and tomato soup last winter. You should have budgeted better like the rest of us.

There was an entire issue of Mother Jones dedicated to Black farmers recently

At my high school, AP classes were factored in to your GPA. Everyone in the top 30 had a GPA of over 4.0 because they were in at least one AP class, and the val/sal were close to 5.0. I thought this was standard?

I just had a spider crawl across my lap yesterday! :D

My first cycle with brood cicadas was 1988 or 89 and I, too, was not having it. I practically had to be carried by my parents. They *carpeted* the ground and every outside surface. It was a horror show. The next time I was an adult and it was... completely fine? I expected to have PTSD but I was picking them up and…

Honestly, I had no idea sizes were an option with the McD combo meals :/ They don’t list them and they don’t ask.

Current art exhibits in NY: