I tried a plunger on a recent clog, but it was a T-stop (two bathroom sinks back to back sharing a connection) so water just blobbed out the other sink, even if I closed the stopper. It also seeped out the seams because one of the parts was old copper and the connections were not great. So, water water everywhere, and…

Taking that 1A quote totally out of context, I’d still say he nailed it. Not to mention there are whole ass Americans, politicians no less, who still mangle and misuse the first amendment.

I mean, have you SEEN us?

Yeah, I never expected to learn so much about google/youtube algorithms from a cooking channel, but here we are!

*Reverse*

Reverything logic time:

I have a ton of food neuroses, I always say whatever I am not eating is just more for you all. So go on and enjoy your white condiments! And I do wish I had a fainting couch. They are fabulous, but it would just end up covered in cat hair in 3.7 seconds.

DEVIL LOTION, lolol! I agree, food nazis will call it “food lube” (looking at you, Mayor of Flavor Town). Maybe don’t make such a dry ass sandwich. 

That sounds... not judgmental at all!! ;)

Ranch is the only one I can eat (I am from IL after all).

Well thank dog for Puck, then! :)

The whole country is running out of the standard lethal injection drug combo. The medical community won’t make more due to the ethical implications, and we can’t import them since the ingredients mostly come from the EU. So states are going to probably going to phase it out or do stuff like this.

Yeah... that’s a no from me dawg. One thing I haven’t let go to hell is the daily shower. And I work from home (since last March!). I leave the house for something maybe once a week. I KNEW if I slacked off on that, just like makeup and pants, that’d be it. I might never get it back. And I have to go back to the…

From what I recall about high school, substitutes were glorified babystitters (sorry to any subs in the audience). They never actually taught the lesson, just made sure we stayed in our seats. MAYBE they would assign a reading. So he’s not technically in charge of these kids’ learning, but I have a feeling this is all…

“good dog” :)

Yeah I have had my DD orders screwed up, and then they send me a text asking me to rate my driver. It wasn’t the driver’s fault and I don’t want to get them fired by giving them anything other than a 5. But there is no good way to complain about whoever packed this food :/

HAHAHA just pictured someone “flinging away” a baby.

holy fuckamoly

Please PLEASE be around!! I have always loved your writing. I bought your book as soon as it came out and will buy the next one. Congrats on being a Very Successful Brotha.

But not TOO much prep time, because then I start to get anxious that I made plans and talk myself out of stuff.