Yeah, I donate my time and $ all year round so Lent doesn’t change much for me, much to the chagrin of believers!

I am so glad I am not in the office again this year, so I don’t have to see all the ashen foreheads of the unlapsed, trying to ask me what I am giving up this year. Not a dang thing, same as last year and the one before.

I’ve worked for a couple micromanagers in my time, but my complaint was never "my boss won't let me smash heads." 

You can also use oil around your nails to prevent your skin drying out if you’re using the foil/acetone method. Do not expect longevity when using a peel off base coat.

You can also use oil around your nails to prevent your skin drying out if you’re using the foil/acetone method. Do no…

Yeah I have one of those, too. He likes to tell me stories at 2am. They’re all Very Important.

I wake up a few times a night regardless if peeing is involved. Sometimes it’s just to turn over. I’ve always been like this.

Have you SEEN the toilets that always pop up in my dreams? I’d rather use a port-a-potty at a Motley Crue concert.

Didn’t Dr. Seuss write this book?

“but said he had concluded that McNeil’s “intentions” were not hateful or malicious”

Oy vey. You know you can get not-deep-dish in Chicago, right? Most of us eat that very rarely. 

“And, uh, we don’t even own the podium. We found it out back by the recycling.”

“Reverse Racism”

Even though my eyebrows involuntarily left my face reading that, I am also somehow not that surprised? At anything anymore....

Yeah I almost always end up re-bagging my stuff when I get out to the car. Even pre-COVID. 

Me: *i don’t know her.gif*

Either that or all the interns quit when they saw this case come through the door.

FROM THE LAW OFFICES OF COVFEFE AND SONS

My Jewel has a sign on their door saying to leave them in the car :/  Same with Aldi. I have to bag everything at my trunk (since I'm not buying bags every time).

Great, I just want to be able to use my reusable bags again.

I also recall him coming to terms with his problematic writings, but I don’t know where. I want to say it was in some of the “Dear Reader” stuff he does at the beginning/end of a book? He has definitely eased off the “Magical Negro” trope in recent years, but has he gotten BETTER at incorporating diversity into his…