They also shook his hand on the way out and said “sorry bout all this!”

“He was working and investigating voter fraud, and there was an accident.”

I feel like this will be totally lost on people without empathy. Or people who, when hearing someone else’s first hand account of racism, or a historical fact, go “nah that didn’t happen.” 

Can they package it with Dippin Dots? People will probably be more likely to get it if it came with The Ice Cream Of The Future.

*heavy, prolonged sigh*

During the Influenza of 1918 pandemic, people protested public health measures, blamed specific races, and men refused to wear masks because they were "feminine." Time is a circle. 

He looks like a toddler dragging his mommy across the Cub Foods parking lot in that picture.

Goddess smiles on all sacrifices :)

Would Goldschläger work? I am not a whiskey person.

“It effectively abolishes critical workplace protections......in the name of protecting “religious liberty.”

The chef seemed to confirm that her pronunciation of the word is closer to how Italian and Spanish people say microwave.

HAHAHAHAH absolutely not.

Everything at the Dunkin store is sold out, including a goddam $500 TANDEM BICYCLE.

oh man, again?

“Ok guys I apologize.There you happy ?! I don’t see ya askin trump for a apology when he out here missing COVID meetings to play golf but [ok]”

He can live in a tent city with all the other people pleading for asylum.

I won’t believe this is real until it’s being injected into my body.

I buy the "whipped & salted" stuff in the tub. I have never had a problem leaving it out, even in the summer and I'm not a big a/c user.

I drank milk that was off, only realizing halfway through that it was off. It smelled ok but was.... Incorrect in texture.

I live alone and I have had people tell me “you should get a gun!” Ok but why? Say someone kicks in my door while I am watching TV, or in bed. Where is the gun? In a different room? In a safe? Might as well be on the moon unless it’s on my hip at all times. Am I supposed to wear a holster over my bathrobe while…