CBP are one tiny step above Uncle Jeff and his militia buddies.

Yikes! *puts on list*

Oh there's tons of NON bleach cleaners available. But for some things I want the hard stuff yknow? Especially "in these uncertain times."

Don’t forget

Until the pool is 100% shit.

Same here in Chicago suburbs. My grocery store, hardware store, and CVS have not had bleach based cleaning products since March. Target has them sometimes but you can only leave with one (1).

An Entire Political Party Built on Random Capitalization and Excessive Punctuation!!!!!!!

We’ve seen him eat KitKats. Can we get a ruling from the Takeout people on whether cake and KitKats are even distantly related? The layers are making me feel like yes.

*eye roll + hand job motion*

Oh lady, STOP.

If only he'd wave around a patio umbrella.

**screams into a pillow** 

I used to wake up just for MHP and I don’t get up early on a weekend for much.

I am 37 and I have always known I didn’t want kids. I always told my mother she’d be getting grandcats. She and I have a difficult relationship anyway, so not only do I not take her opinion on the matter very much into account, but I’m not sure I’d want her around any hypothetical non-existent kids anyway.

We actually had a zoom specifically for this purpose: “everyone bring a kid or a pet or a houseplant, cuz we’re tired of looking at the same people, mostly.”

I started getting Soros Paid Protester checks since the Women’s March. They’re made out to Pussy Hat #03624458 and I have to cash them at a Western Union tho.

Maybe these people should go back where they came from.

I don’t even disagree. It doesn’t negate my point, though, that language sometimes be trippin’ :P

I wore a black feather boa to my senior prom, similar in length and girth to that 1933 photo. I was class of 01 and a semi goth. My dress was red leopard print and I wore a dog collar. It all seemed to go :)

Ah, I was going to say "well actually the Shedd and other museums are starting to open back up with an abundance of caution" but I'm not sure I'd even be comfortable.