As opposed to.........???????????????????? *gestures broadly*

*scrolls back up*

I have never had butter get weird, and I am a cold blooded person who uses a/c very sparingly in the summer. I also buy the whipped in the tub kind, if it matters.

Because it is illegal to walk around with your dick in your hand in public.

It’s like they have a prime directive to be absolute assholes every single second of their greasy lives. 

I believe that flag is still allowed.

I haven't watched a single police murder video. I think it's because when I was young and dumb I watched the beheading of Daniel Pearl and decided no more "real people." I can watch fucked up horror movies all day and night.

I took a knee last summer at a local music/food thing. I am not patriotic and I don’t understand why we’re doing this before Billy Idol performs anyway. Bonus: it pissed my mother off *royally.*

Well Garrett seemed to be spearheading that and he hasn’t posted since May...

Mr. Gill, you about to lose yo job!

Someone should task Mitt Romney with the "All The Trump Family's Fuckery Into Binders" job. I sense he'd be good at it.

>:|

Yeah that occurred to me after I posted. Does he just ask for an extra with every order? Go into random pizza joints and ask for a box?

Technically anyone can represent themselves, and being ill-equipped has never stopped anyone before!

It's happy thoughts that keep us young!

“They are all pristine, undamaged by crumbs or grease stains.”

I hope so much she represents herself at trial.

Where is the fact check flag on this tweet, Jack?

It must be Tuesday.

Why did this cunt ever get a statue in the first place?