Well, I do my nails at home, so this has never been a step in my regimen (ie, “waterless manicure” does not compute, lol). Just from a nail health perspective it is completely detrimental. But it is also pointless ant wasteful re: time and resources.

Well, I do my nails at home, so this has never been a step in my regimen (ie, “waterless manicure” does not compute,…

Please please please skip the soak. It can cause damage. Your nails are made up of tiny fibers running lengthwise, like a plank of wood. Saturate them (like when you’re in the shower too long) and the fibers expand. Your nails get soft and prone to splitting/peeling.

Please please please skip the soak. It can cause damage. Your nails are made up of tiny fibers running lengthwise,…

JESUS CHRIST 

I get instagram ads all the time for some store in Chicago that sells alkaline water, doe oils, shea butter stuff, black soap....

“angels were really aliens”

“in the choice between the loss of our way of life as Americans and the loss of life, of American lives, we have to always choose the latter.” 

I never had a Twitter, and my Instagram is for cats, but I never understood the urge of anyone in any generation to barf out all their brain thoughts into the void constantly.

Yeah there's a reason The Oatmeal did a whole comic on the mantis shrimp like 10 yrs ago.

This guy’s brain: “I don’t think they can hear me! What should I put out into the silence? Oh, I have just the thing...”

You have to wear a mask, but there are no masks, so you better have the ingredients at home to MacGyver one up. If you violate this rule we will PHYSICALLY TOUCH YOU to enforce it... while not wearing masks.

He must get his covid news from the same place as the governor of Georgia.

Squirrels are ridiculous, I love them. 

He keeps all his chins around his midsection.

The way things are going in Mississippi,I wouldn't be surprised if dysentery made a comeback there.

Yeah but Mericans were gonna have those anyway.

“What happens if they kill people doing this?”

Quinoline class drugs can also cause sudden and severe psychiatric symptoms (up to and including suicide). The US and Canadian militaries have known about this for decades.

I’m just surprised the cop didn’t also confiscate the surgical masks for himself or ebay, considering you can’t find them anywhere.

My salon was doing every other chair appointments until they had to close. Seemed like a good compromise.

Hair dryers blowing air around. A woman leaning inches over your face to wash and rinse you.