By me the paper stuff and pasta is getting back to normal (thanks to signs saying ONE per shopper only) but the cleaning stuff is still wiped out completely, every time. That needs a sign, too. If you aren’t stocked up on Lysol after a month, you never will be.

Many around here are opening early for seniors. But not sure why that info would be included for the rest of us as a good time to shop. 

4. Pop a zanny.

I will give you my list :/

Ina is a national treasure, up there with Dolly Parton.

“images played on Fox News”

“We’ll see what happens”

Are you The Company Man from YouTube?

I know this is supposed to be food, but my favorite part of Aldi is the non-food. I have bought an exercise machine, patio lights, a shower head, a space heater, and shelves from Aldi.

I've never seen any loose carts at my Aldi, either. People are cheaper than they are lazy, I guess.

Because she's a trash human who likes trash things.

I also have an unevolved palate. Every beer/wine/coffee/chocolate tastes just like all the other beers/wines/coffees/chocolates I’ve had before, just maybe more sweet or bitter. No, I cannot detect “notes” of tobacco, florals, or citrus. So I’ll stick with the cheap garbage varieties I guess!

I actually left to google what happened to it (bought by 7-11) :(

“No one reached out to me and said, [insane proposition]”

A lot of the temporarily embarrassed millionaire-type GOP-ers think college is a place you go to get librulized and brainwarshed. This is another example how that is NOT the case.

I have a full set of Corelle dishes from the 80s. I don’t remember eating off them growing up so I don’t know where they came from, but they were “saved for me” when I moved into my condo. I also acquired a bunch of old Tupperware. The orange/brown/yellow containers smell like plastic and I suspect might kill me if I…

That same team spirit also creates the tribalism in “The Monsters are Due on Maple Street.” Eventually.

Yep, I’ve been seeing this too (including around the kinjaverse). It isn’t house arrest. 

I'm seeing a lot of friends complain on Instagram or Facebook about Grubhub and Door Dash anyway. They are not getting this new blind delivery thing right at all. 

those birds are white winged doves, ffs.