Rita Ora!

Seems super un-economical to be dragging people halfway across the world on boats when there's already people RIGHT HERE... Guess that's why I'm not a business lady.

They get so oddly specific, you must wonder what private browser tabs they have open.

Kathy’s position is very ironic considering English does not appear to be her first language.

We should have kept them tho. The vintage ones are going for HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS on ebay.

YES

“I’ve been thinking a lot about this. If you’re here, and I’m here, isn’t it OUR TIME, Mr. Hand?”

Great, now I have Rico Suave stuck in my head.

“it was just a joke!”

She reminds me of Mother Abigail (from The Stand) giggling about her doctor telling her to cut out the coffee. “Oh well, he’s dead and I’m alive! *cackling*”

I can fold a fitted sheet. I am *not* a witch. :)

They’re only worried about it when the person being targeted is a zygote or a gun.

PACK OF TWO $48

I just had an ad for hair bonnets on IG the other day. I am not black but I guess insta knows I read The Root?

My take is: bring back 3D Doritos.

Tried explaining this to an uncle over the weekend, who claims to waffle on his feelings for trump. He tried the ol “he never talked about their race!” bit. I explained, no one ever tells white people (us) to go back where we came from.

I used to live less than a mile from a Pepperidge Farm factory. Anytime we had the windows open it was like a bakery. I miss it terribly.

Actually, no meat used to be an Every Friday thing for Catholics. It fell by the wayside mid century.

Don’t forget to kick them in the face first, as recommended by PorkBusiness.com.

We took in Wisconsin’s Democrats, we’ll take in Iowa’s Pac fanatics.