Yikes. Glad my building is from the 60s (concrete block, baybee).

I never left the suburbs! TAKE THAT!!!

I bet u this bright shiny nickel that a lot of those “good” agents are former military/cops or failed military/cops. I am not sure which is worse.

“There are many good agents — men and women working earnestly to care for the people in their custody.” 

...yet.

I can’t watch it. The still alone makes me inarticulate.

Hey, I wash my stems, but I'm pleading the 5th on washcloth vs bath poof 😄

Before I scrolled down enough, I was trying to remember when this happened. "Hm last fall?" MARCH. Not only is this the worst goddamn timeline, it's also the slowest.

My response to that question would have been *15 minutes of open-mouthed staring at the guard*

*flips desk, dives into the sea, starts a new life at the bottom of the Marianas Trench*

Share to Splinter for the former Gawkerite reaction. Share to Jez for the white-feminist reaction (tho it has already had its own HEATED discussion there :)

You can put a poof in the washer too just not the dryer (at least not on a heat setting). It’ll get a little melty. Ask me how I know :)

What a crass buffoon.

Gaga is also bi, so she gets to be here. This person's issue is so much what-aboutism and bi-erasure.

It has 4% calcium, which I assume that’s what it is referring to?? I can drink SP in a pinch, but I do notice a difference. Not sure what it is tho.

Uh, so, why couldn't the "laws be fixed" (whatever that means) when republicans held the house AND senate?

I only put shirts/sweaters in the dryer for 10-15 min to get the wet out, then hang dry. When you wear a lot of black and graphic tees, you don't want fading/peeling.

I only put shirts/sweaters in the dryer for 10-15 min to get the wet out, then hang dry. When you wear a lot of…

I am one of those people for whom the concept of “too sweet” does not exist. In other words, I wish someone had told me as a kid that Candy Scientist was an actual job, I would’ve paid more attention in chemistry.

My favorite is unflavored Perrier. But Perrier is mineral water.

Thank you, and you too! No more stolen doggos :)