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Pumpkin Spice and Chile
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As of five minutes ago!:

I can talk about Saturday afternoon naps like other people talk about Jesus.

Wait, is this sista Jamaican for real? And you just gave her a bunch of your bodily fluids and hair?

To be honest, I thought all of his teeth would be canine teeth.

ANOTHER ELECTION RIGGED BY THE RUSSIANS!!!

Hurricane Jose. Hurricane Katia. Hurricane Maria.

In somewhat good news, most experts reviewing the Antiquities Act believe that there is little he can do to recind monuments designated under the act. That is the whole point of it. Even with all the crying here in Utah (I’m a Utahn) of ‘this is an abuse’ and also, ‘wah wah wah’ because all they want is to use the

This isn’t merely shade, it’s a damned ECLIPSE. And I am here for it.

Just looked this place up - it’s amazing! Seems to be doing really good work, in addition to rockin it with the new 5th graders.

Fuck yeah. I’m jealous of those kids cos they’re gonna have great childhood memories and remember back on these days with fond memories.

I LOVE THIS! I wish we could all do this at work.

This is a beta-test for Ivanka’s national child-care program

Why is anyone surprised to encounter a turd in the toilet?