I translated your article back to men-glish so that 4Chan and Trump voters may enjoy it, too.

I am so proud to know a woman who asked a guy in DC to move his briefcase off the seat so she could sit her 8+ month preggo self down. He pretended he did not hear her, so at the next stop, she grabbed said briefcase and threw it out the door. She felt kind of guilty later, per her text to me. I still believe it was…

I think I would rather have them crowd-sourcing the entire internet than depending on their own brain power.

I guess “google that shit” is going to be the Trump administration’s approach to running the country.

I don’t even own an iPhone and I hate you.