My complexion, in the words of a former colleague, is "fish belly white," and I live for that magical time on Friday evenings when you bullyrag my skinfolk. You are doing an absolute service to humanity.

Why is he not selling these immediately? I would put one in everyone’s stocking this Christmas.

I loathe Romney but Mitt Romney wouldn’t have left 3,000 people to drown in Puerto Rico.

I like Paul Feig. I also really loved Ghostbusters. I named a horse in Zelda Mike Hat.

That is one handsome kid.

This is beautiful, Monique. And I don’t even have a little FUPA.

For why they have  Dorothy dressed up like Andre Leon Talley though?  I’m going to go out on a limb and say I want ABC soap figures. Who wouldn’t want to arrange a cat fight between Erica Kane and Vicky  Buchannon?

He could be economically anxious. Or part of America’s forgotten middle class. Maybe he’s a victim of the opiod crisis. Or involuntarily celibate. But really I’m sure he was polite to his neighbors and a fan of country music.

Giving acknowledgement to the comments in this thread, I’d like to petition The Root to implement a “NOT THE ONION” tag for future stories such as this.

Normal Clothes? That’s a Journey Tee Shirt. Those are superior clothes! If you disagree, well just go our separate ways.

1. I LOVE HER SO MUCH. 2. Some combination of elements here — costumes, makeup, the lighting, the colors, the plants (let’s call it the steez-en-scene) — makes me expect Cmdr Riker to pop up with his trombone and join in.

I’m not saying those three queens in training need to invent a giant laser that erases whiteness and white privilege, but they should.

You used to be able to fire cops for shoplifting? You can’t even fire them today for murder.