So not only does the booklet cost $12.99 but it also contains recycled content. So Glamour wants to overcharge plus sized women for old information.

three cousins in one week is pretty weird.

A.J. Maclean was in both dirtbag and midweek madness today so I think this means one thing....

looks like Ben’s got competition.

Beys shirt tho :/

Have you confused ‘handjob’ with ‘handshake’?

Petraeus, on the other hand, said that the hand job did happen and that it was “mutual.”

Additionally, who the fuck wants to get a notification on their phone every time one of these D-list celebs posts on Instagram? I admit, I follow some D-list people, but I wouldn’t even want notification for family and friends, let alone some person I don’t even know but am mildly interested in.

And meanwhile I pretend my mom doesn’t know I have sex with my fiancé, with whom I own a house.

It took me several seconds to realize that picture was never going to load and it’s blurred on purpose.

Thanks for clearing up who is actually getting married in the film. My boyfriend keeps insisting it must be the girl and I’m like “SHE’S A CHILD”.

I enjoy this format for Midweek Madness, but I miss the crossword gags. Not that my opinion is earth-shatteringly important.

It’s simply astounding how the GOP went from 16 (I think?) very different candidates and have ended up with 3 that nobody is eager to nominate.

I dunno, I don’t personally hate his wife, but going for some foreign-born, heavily accented model screams “MRA who can’t stand ‘independent’ American women” to me.

I like how the GOP bragged about its “deep bench”, yet this election cycle is mainly noteworthy for outright racism and childish insults.

I didn’t even see the tattoo at first. That super matte lipstick made me leap up and find a tube of balm.

I found this very moving.

Josh Charles’ fawning fanning geek out is pretty cute.

This guy totally 100% deserves his sentence, but having been listening to podcasts on the subprime mortgage crisis all day...it’s just so nuts how our system works (or doesn’t). This meatball is going to prison for fraud but not a single Wall Street guy did. Not a single one! Tangential rant over. Can’t wait for RHO…

Add making me side with Fox News to the reasons I hate Donald Trump.