It was brilliant, but your 10% battery is giving me vicarious anxiety

It me.

If you go to the original post for the WHCD (http://www.gofugyourself.com/fugs-and-fabs-…) and scroll to the comments, she said a bit more... but it still doesn’t seem mean-girly enough to warrant the response that she got.

What the hell is Sophia going on about? I thought Jessica’s original comment was cute!

Jessica responded to Sophia. And I’ll second Jessica’s love of The River Court!

Interesting how people want to regulate what can be done with a fetus, but all bets are off when that fetus is coming in to the world.

It just goes to show how the government cares SO. MUCH. about legislating medical care for the safety of women and babies, except y’know, when it comes to the actual medical safety of women and babies.

Proper training and regulation! Yay! Integration into the regular medical community! Woot!

how the FFFFFFFF did The Fat Jewish get invited to the White House Correspondents’ Dinner?!

he is “texting buddies” with Donald Trump

I did put a leash (one of those backpack things with the leash attached) on my kid once because I had a newborn strapped to me (so could not chase after her) and we had to walk across a really busy street every day. Some asshole made a nasty comment about it and had I not been, you know, busy trying to get my newborn…

Have you ever had a runner? I was thisclose to leashing my younger one. Kid had a death wish.

Lies. Do you have a kid?

I assume Bobby Finger was already scheduled to have the day off in order to focus on celebrating Ripa’s 20th wedding anniversary.

I heard Rita Ora is singing “Wind Beneath My Wings” at the ceremony.

No. They never stop whining.

Right. The initial reports suggested she was a ticking time bomb. Instead, she’s just quietly going on vacation with her husband and holding a suggestively titled book.

Donald doesn’t leave the seat up. He never raises it and just pees all over it.

A rare photo of Jimmy Fallon laughing.