pumpkinseedz
pumpkinseedz
pumpkinseedz

You forgot something.

How fucking low is it to compare the outfits of toddlers? I assume that every person who has no morals/ethics whatsoever inevitably ends up writing/taking pictures for tabloids.

The Boob accessibility is good though. That’s hard to find in evening wear.

Michelle looks stunning. I love her hair loose with that neckline.

We are having a small gathering on Easter Sunday and we will be serving Ruth Bader GIN-sberg cocktails (really just straight up gin martinis, but with a twist of blood orange instead of lemon) because I am a nerd and my friends are remarkably tolerant of me.

I’m not even going to try to top this.

100% fake on that emo pic. she was signed and recording at 15 and in nashville looking for a deal at 15. bae aint had no time to be emo.

Everyone should always be #TeamInterns

got a top eight of ex lovers

CLEARLY the woman does not frequent sites that use multitudes of gifs. Like kinja.

What bothers me is that she had extremely risky surgery and will have to take anti-rejection drugs for the rest of her life to treat a non-life threatening condition. I’m trying really hard to suspend judgement, but this seems so strange to me. The life of a transplant patient is not easy (see above re: tons of drugs

As an adopted child, I just feel nothing but sadness for her current children. Boy does this story bring up feelings.

All Work and No Party is a phenomenal slogan for an independent candidate.

I can tell you, if it weren’t for the BP patch, I would have at least 2 teenage children at this point. I was not responsible enough to remember to take a pill everyday, but it’s hard to forget a patch you always see. And thank you, Planned Parenthood for being there for me in my irresponsible early twenties, late

I know someone who’s daughter did, recently. And it’s been WAR at their house. (“you can find a way to creep with a d-list celebrity but you can’t find a job?”)

Despite our often deeply flawed justice system, the problem of intimate partner violence is still not made up. If a woman is murdered, there’s a pretty high likelihood that she was killed by her male partner: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/09/men…

We might be in luck....

I do. Also that twitter account is a national treasure.