This is a message to democrats everywhere to tell Bloomberg to sit down and shut up.

I’m a UCLA grad with a 10 year old daughter who’s an aspiring gymnast (casual fun kind, not the go live with your coach in another state kind). This is awesome and I encourage anyone who’s interested to go check out a UCLA meet, especially if you have kids. It’s super fun and the tickets are like $10. Plus it shatters…

It’s definitely the right time. I’ve been so bored with this season I only watch it out of obligation.

Candy is now going to tell a new story about the nice lesbian couple they met in New Hampshire, and how she and Ben managed to help you see the error of your ways by taking you out for ice cream and a long chat.

Typical Candy, always stirring up drama!

Not to be a huge downer (which means I’m about to be a downer) but I’m glad they don’t mention what the rumor was.

I would have an opinion on the tampon, but I don’t really care what the box or packaging looks like. Just stop making scented ones, tampon companies. FFS.

Wow, if Congress thinks you're terrible, you must have hooves.

Have a piece of gum while you’re waiting.

What if he’s a commenter.

Maybe he saw on Jez that Kris was on her way over.

I think we can eliminate the Kylie Lip Kit from the list of suspects.

My husband is one of those ‘healthy’ people and he keeps trying to get me to drink tumeric goat milk instead of chocolate milk. He says it’s just as good.

We were in a totally average Marriott a couple of weeks ago to visit family and my 10 year old said to me, “Mom. I love staying in such a fancy hotel. Can we come back here one day and not have any plans and just spend the entire weekend in the hotel and just swim in the pool and get room service?”

I’m still very interested in the story of how Trump’s doctor managed to examine all the other presidents.

And her parts in America (The Book) were laugh-out-loud hysterical. This show is a bajillion years overdue.

Sigh. I have a learning-disabled parent with a below-average IQ. Not 70, but not great. I have a lot of feelings about this article but I’ll sum it up with, “I think intellectually disabled people can be great parents, but they are also not always ideal parents and their children will face many, many hurdles that go…

Don’t forget the line that her mother said about her father “He’s the only professor that doesn’t hold office hours. Because he gets it right the first time.”