Pumpkin pie is terrible. In the pie hierarchy, it is one step up from mincemeat pie which is right at the bottom.

I am going to use this opportunity to shamelessly brag about the pies that I did, in fact, make by hand from scratch. It took about 2.5 days and a lot of fucking butter.

It is impossible for an inherently inferior cake product to be “amazing” no matter where it comes from.

My boyfriend and I love Disneyland. :) We always have a wonderful time. If you’re both dorks and if you know enough to go on a very empty day and get a pass for California Adventure (the food is better, and there’s craft beer and a margarita stand), it makes for a fantastic, goofy, magical day.

Also the most coherent tweet Yoko has ever published.

Seeing John Lennon’s glasses is a very striking and powerful image.

Every time you feel the need to post a comment, jog in place for 5 minutes instead.

Whoops, accidental double. Might as well use the space:

You just gave Vitamin D a whole new meaning...

This is a good time to remember this.

God, that dumbass.

always love this one:

Really what this whole end-of-the-world thing comes down to, isn’t it? inconvenience.

Didn’t he say he had tiger blood? So confusing.

I went to Comic-Con, and waited in line to take a picture with her, and she had this pup with her then too! She was just so kind and sweet, she held my hand! and when she thought the photo didn’t turn out well, she asked the picture people to take a second one, and she was right, the first photo I had my eyes closed.…

It’s almost like a violent male-centric wish-fulfilment industry that is designed for jerking off to is inherently expolitative, despite people’s best intentions and tumblr blogs!

“I didn’t photoshop this”.

Sophie has some mushroom cousins that are about 10 bucks less and look kind of like penises. My oldest two got those. I called them Squeaky Weens, much to the dismay of my mother in law.