Um, if y’all lawyers wanna bring down a handbag company rhyming with Roach Feather Woods that does the same exact thing, I’m sure a number of disgruntled employees would be happy to come forward (for a not-so-discounted price.) Yoohoo! Hi there!

White people.

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I AM UNCOMFORTABLE WITH REPETITION

“and their viewers complain if they repeat outfits too frequently.”

We need to keep commenting on, clicking, and recommending the types of articles we want to see more of. If we don’t we will be doomed to more tedious articles about the celebs we love to hate. Some of that is fun, but it’s not what we come here for. We come for the community and we come for good reporting on the…

I’m of the hope that there will be a quiet writer’s rebellion that will restore as much of l’ancien régime as possible before anyone is the wiser.

I still need to talk about this: the current changes in Gawker Media, the firings and the closing of sub-blogs like Millihelen, The Vane and Kitchenette are still on my mind. Also, that post on the treatment of women by GM really left a bitter taste in my mouth. I really like this place, have liked it since its…

I don’t care what KK does one way or the other, but wouldn’t it be a brilliant PR move for her to get Kanye to donate 1 million dollars to mothers living below the poverty line who get no paid maternity leave as a “push present”?

“I don’t know what you would have done if we hadn’t adopted you- you wouldn’t make a very good prostitute”. (Adopted as a child from a communist country. It was a true statment, but vulgar coming from a parent. Emancipated shortly there after).

My dad used to joke when I had braces that all I needed in addition to those railroad tracks were glasses and then I would never find a husband.

“If you’d just BRUSH your hair more often it would look good!”

As she was putting the turkey on the table for Thanksgiving dinner, “It’s a Butterball, just like Missy.”

I overheard my mother and grandmother (her mom) discussing my weight after I’d had two miscarriages and then successfully (and safely) delivered my son. They both said they were “disgusted” at how fat I had gotten during the pregnancies and “mmm-hmmed” at each other that I would never be any lighter than I was that…

I starred this, but not because I approve of your mom’s behavior.

“You are the fattest person I’ve ever had the misfortune of meeting.” -Mom

I’m sorry, who is this?

That’s great! It sounds like you work at one of the hospitals where there is a high standard of care and emphasis placed on informed consent. However, the 33-34% C-section rate in the US, in direct contravention to the “ideal” rate propounded by the WHO of 5-10%, begs to differ for most hospitals. Although you are…