Perhaps when funding is transferred from corporate welfare back to public education and when theocratic zealots don’t control most of the educational textbook industry?

Pinkham is an asshole and him leaving is the only good thing that is happening at Gawker right now.

When do we get to live in a society where someone says, “Hey! You weren’t actually right about that. Here’s why...” and the response is, “Oh shit! You’re right. Sorry about, everyone. Argh. Being a human in the world can be hard sometimes. You’re never too old to admit that you’re wrong. I was wrong.”

Shrayber is leaving?? Denton’s whole plan is to make Jez fluffier and celeb-ier, how the hell would Mark not fit in to that??

Allen thinking Spencer was Bobby is kinda hilarious. I spent a smooth 5 minute laughing at this.

Love you, Mark.

Ryan Cabrera was famous from like 2003-2005 for A.) his hair, which has since been toned down, and B.) his relationship with Ashlee Simpson, who is now married to Diana Ross’s son. He also had one sort-of hit called “On the Way Down” which I can only remember four words of.

She’s also incredibly smart. She used to write White House budget policy.

But he can step off making fun of Ina Garten. That woman is a damned good cook, and her recipes always work. You know if you’re using something she wrote, it has been tested to within an inch of its life and the results are reproducible. Sure, she’s privileged, but she owns it and she is good at what she does.

Can someone help me with the cognitive disonnance here:

Same here. I love the gossip and celebrity news parts of Jezebel, love me some Bobby Finger especially but I hate to see Jez pigeonholed like this. It isn’t why I originally started coming here, the funny gossip stuff was just icing on the cake for me.

I consider myself a decent, moral, highly educated person but damn if I don’t laugh at Poot Lovato every single time.

I’m amazed I’ve never heard of her before now.

I found it really off putting how Charlie and Matt Lauer kept referring to “unsavory individuals”. Charlie Sheen is an unsavory individual with a terrible history towards women. But since he is not a sex worker or porn star, he is given the benefit of the doubt by far too many people.

Nothing sexy about socialism? I beg to differ. Meeee-ow. Hubba Hubba.

With words, yes. But also with images. I love his graphics.

Lesbians are known dine and dashers. It’s actually part of their gay agenda.

Bobby, I mean this with deep sincerity. You are a fucking artist.

I bought a pair in xs for my 11 year old daughter, and she loves them. She can go all day in school with no leakage, and doesn’t have to wear a bulky pad. I’m going to get a pair for myself to try out with a diva cup (I was nervous about trying the cup before).

Welp. Looks like I have to go fight all of Instagram. BRB.