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I think it was a fantastic job by the responsible people to prevent mass panic. They had no idea what was waiting outside until the police secured the area, and they had to get a huge amount of people out of the stadium without causing any panic. To wait until the game was over and then to open up the gates to the

Even on the Gawker mainpage? Phew, that’s probably a lot to handle, especially how today’s shaping up. I just wanted to say something because I’m in Beirut right now, and there is just no one properly reporting on the mayhem and horror here.

Abstinence is the only effective form of birth control? They’re saying this so close to Christmas?

jmsteve just explained it to me in the grays.

I didn’t take the shrimp flavored ramen. That shit is ramen of last resort.

On a related note: I know it sounds grim, but folks, put your name down on your driver’s license as a donor. Speaking as the child of someone who got an extra five years of life due to generous strangers, you can’t imagine how treasured and valuable these donations are.

The comments on this article make me wish I knew how to gif. This has Homer walking backing into the bushes all over it.

I graduated with a degree in comparative literature (*slinks off in shame*), and the person who gave our commencement speech said:

“Concious uncoupling” broke the Internet?

TRUE. I forgot how wild things get when we have a NDG article.

I understand the rules being “ponytail and bow” (as far as those bows CAN be understood), but not the forced straightening.

True story - my mom and grandma have curly hair. My grandma had always gotten shit at jobs for her hair. When she finally got a union job, she wore a straight wig for her entire probationary period (a few months?) ad then the day after her probation was up, she wore her real hair to work and they couldn't say a damn

It’s straight up insanity. Kid Electron’s classmate started up with an all-star cheer program, and her mom’s been putting pressure on me to sign up Kid as well. It would cost more per month than her school tuition, and that’s not including the mandatory practice uniforms, two performance uniforms and assorted poms

Cuckoo bananas is the perfect description for it.

Yea, if you can’t see the bow from space, it’s not good enough. ESPECIALLY in Texas.

How times have changed. When I was 11 in the 80’s I remember sitting for hours with noxious chemicals on my head to turn my straight hair curly. Stupid then and stupid now.

I’m so tired of my curly hair not being “nice” or “professional” enough. It’s so ridiculous that curly hair has some kind of weird value attached to it.

BE...OPPRESSIVE! B-E...OPPRESSIVE! B-E O-P-P R-E-S-S-I-V-E!

As a fellow curlyhead...

WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP. THE GREYED ESCAPE! congrats.