How long has this movie been out? Why is this just now coming up?

I scrolled through lots of garbage hoping someone would articulate this sentiment I shared. Well said.

GREAT article! It feels like she is going out of her way to hide something. Also, her line about waterproof eyeliner tipped me off. Really? When did she find time to put it on, with the gazing and all?

I don't understand Miss USA's?

Exactly: he knows nothing.

I agree. I also think it's telling she used the word "thinner" instead of lighter. We had babies about the same time, which I think is the only reason I reacted to this in the first place.

It breaks my heart that she feels compelled to comment on her weight. Maybe she's purposefully stirring the pot, but still sad.

I constantly fail to understand why it is so hard for people/companies to simply say, "Shit. We fucked up. SO SORRY!"

I defriended someone on Facebook once for sharing an anti-flu shot article from a source that spelled pharmacy with an "f".

Came to say exactly this.

The best Dirt Bags mention Wintour. :)

I live for DIRT BAG. But I hate clicking kardashian headlines to find it. Just sayin'...

The drug dealer angle is a really, really interesting point. Do you think anyone's investigating all of this from that point of view, seriously?

N = 1507 actually does seem pretty high, to me.

Every time she speaks, I fall in love with her more.

I will NOT hail the return of sheer black pantyhose because that means a return to shaving my legs in the winter.

NO! Jackson was on our short list though. ;)

Is it terrible I immediately clicked to make sure my son's name didn't make the cut?

My hearts feels heavy for her. :(

"DVF loves boners." HAHAHA