I hope this doesn't come out the wrong way but I woke up this morning and decided to stage a boycott regarding anything remotely related to Kanye's wife. Mostly, with respect to Jezebel, I decided that this entails not clicking those articles AND clicking more, different articles than I normally would. This new plan…

That last picture: THANK YOU. My afternoon needed that.

"Fifteen baby chickens in the mail? Let's get married!" -no one, ever

But what happened with Jean? Will there be a second date?!

Wasn't Brit's last boyfriend picked out by her dad too? :(

I stopped watching Today because: Dr. Oz.

I have a fledgling theory about voter turn out and I am wondering if it's semi-legit or I am just a whiner (NOTE: I did end up voting!). The ballot was SO LONG. I barely find time to shower every day, let alone the time to actually educate myself about SO.MANY.CANDIDATES.

I just almost spit on my keyboard. THANK YOU :)

Perhaps four marriages actually means he could benefit from knowing a little bit more about romance.

Thanks for sharing this comment. I've been searching for a condensed summary and I finally found it :)

Is it just me or is he almost unrecognizable?

Amanda said it best last night: the judges sent Karina home, not Char.

"I have become a passionate agnostic on all issues relating pregnancy, childbirth, postpartum, and breastfeeding. " AMEN!

How did I comment on the wrong thread? I don't comment often but sheesh. Thanks for the reply! :)

Great dirt bag! I'm a creature of habit and all the changes around here lately have had me on edge. But this made me feel warm, fuzzy and at home again. Thank you!

That immediately triggered: "Aluminum foiiiiiiiil..."

Why do we only get to see four?

I kept hoping to find out she was wearing a wire!

You were the only author here whose articles I'd click to read without even reading the headline. And you write the best dirtbags.

Is it just me or is emailing an ex's new baby mama-to-be not an actual "thing"? Do people do that? I have neither sent nor received such emails.