Shade court needs to give a verdict on this.

Word for word what I wanted post.

Ha ha. I’m sure he’s a good kid, but he is no Will Smith.

Yep. A couple of nepotism movies does not equal a successful music career, movie career and tv career that spans decades.

I think that may be shade.

I see penises and movie theater carpet when I look at that pattern.

That’s what skeeves me about Olivier Sarkozy and whichever Olsen twin he’s married to. Their age difference is around 15 years, I think, which doesn’t bother me (I’ve had relationships with older men and a couple of my friends are married to men more than 10 years older than they are) but she looks younger than her…

Because you can’t pay market rent for a surrogate. You can pay her reasonable expenses, but that’s it. It’s all tied up in the same public policies and laws against selling people, because that’s essentially what it is: you’re buying a baby. By restricting parents to only paying medical and living expenses for the…

Some of my preferred Samantha Bee insults:

Charlamagne and Wendy Williams will probably never speak again and that’s fine with me.

With tremendous love and respect for each other... Our priority will continue to be raising our children as devoted parents and the closest of friends.

Or a certain CBS show’s not-quite-so-successful spinoff.

Oh god, another tricky one.

Twister, Clue, Cranium and Monopoly are all STILL IN THE PLASTIC WRAPPER. you do not play those games, girl.

I love how our “toughest” president in history is such a wimp than he can’t even stand a correspondents dinner.

“A woman doctor” Is the answer to that riddle about a kid in the hospital who’s father died in the car crash and the surgeon says they can’t operate because the child is their son and I guarantee you it would stump Donald Trump if you asked him.

34 months! that’s a big baby :)

she proved that pregnancy couldn’t stop her from winning her 23rd Grand Slam! I don’t even know what a grand slam is but am certain it’s an incredible feat.