I remember that!

If you have already been sexually active... vaccine may provide some benefit to stimulate an immune response.

We’ve reached a sad point in our national discourse when we’re patting Alex Jones on the head for admitting Hillary Clinton wasn’t part of a child sex-trafficking ring hosted in the basement of a D.C. pizza parlor.

Be aware of agent provocateurs. They may be women. They may look like you and chant the same things as you. But their entire purpose is to rile you up and push the group into doing illegal things or getting arrested. Just be sure to stay calm and protest peacefully. If someone tries to start stuff, just walk away.

John Mulaney was all over this last year, one of my favorite bits of his:

since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.

A little O/T but I think I’ve found a way to survive the next four years, by combining our two favorite topics: kittens and politics. Because I can’t look at that bloated, orange fascist for one moment longer.

They don’t go outside and they only drink Coors.

Ashley, I have a pressing and related question - these robots have relations with people. A LOT. In fact, one of them doesn’t even know he is a robot, and the woman he beds does not either.

Me! I am! I am! Just now, I imagined Trump’s tweets and interviews if she wins because of the recounts!!!! Hahahahhahahahahahaha!!!!! WHAT MAJESTY! It tastes like honey with cream in my mind!! BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!

How dare someone—a Kennedy no less!—listen to the words of not just a man, but an old man.

Shit.... this is hard. Well I guess I would have to say... umm...

Shit.... this is hard. Well I guess I would have to say... umm...

Her gender is as she defines it, and she identifies as a woman. That isn’t disputed, nor should it be. For better or for worse though competition is separated by sex not gender, and she is intersex. If you divide a sport into different classes, at some point you have to delineate those classes into meaningful,…

I’m pretty certain that all of Trump’s speeches consist of someone feeding him a subject, let’s say cats for this example, and he just fills in the rest with superlatives, verbs, and nouns. So basically his speeches go something like this:

“Imagine Trump’s legs,” would be my yawning response as I recused myself from her presence.

Good mix of not surprised and this:

Good Lord, if you were going to drop her anyway, don’t like her friends, refused to be part of the plannng, and already threw a tantrum, my guess is you only want to go to the wedding to make some kind of point, to hurt her feelings, or to stir up some drama that focuses on you. Do everyone, especially the bride, a…