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Zing!

...And if you don't.

vinegar, people.

That’s just your eyes doing a soul cycle.

“While Carolyn [had] told him in the past that she wanted to die, she [had] never asked him specifically to kill her.”

Incidentally, “kid gloves”, also the name of the mittens from the children’s department that Donald Trump must buy to fit his tiny hands.

And she probably doesn't notice it either. We used to manage a building that rented to pet owners if they paid a hefty "cleaning fee" when they signed the contract. One of our units was particularly bad, even after the cleaning. Most of the potential renters would walk in and walk right out. But there was always…

A lot of people seem to define “housebroken” as “often goes to the bathroom where they are supposed to”. I can’t fathom the people whose pets have “accidents” multiple times a week but are housebroken

I have met many a person who calls their pet “house broken” and the whole house smells of animal piss. I don’t think they know the meaning of the term.

I like raisins. They’re just grapes who have seen things, man.

Hey me too. Let's be logical together.

“shouldn’t they just try piggy backing on the legalization of gay marriage? I feel like it gets dicey when it comes to things like spousal benefits and tax deductions”

Houston is being shorted a bit, since it’s diverse, has some legit culture, good restaurants, and cost of living is cheap. It is uglier than any other city, though.

Houston is #1. Close to the ocean, cheap land, great jobs, no snow, amazing food.

So many people seem to think that story was the height of grossness, but it lacks all the nauseating bodily fluids/ infections/ improper hygeine that so many of the other stories have. The pumpkin seeds apparently came out with no fecal matter/ blood. That makes it magical and sanitary-ish in my eyes.

Your reveal was better, Bobby. I kept thinking, I’m not going to care that much. And then I did the mouth-drop-open laugh.

I absolutely will not. How dare you.

it should be the $7.8 bill