My dad used to joke when I had braces that all I needed in addition to those railroad tracks were glasses and then I would never find a husband.

When Greenboy finally makes the jump, I'm like, if he can do it, so can I!

This is happening a lot because all these tv shows pre-2005 were shown on fullscreen but taped using widescreen, so a lot of what we are seeing now is stuff they knew wouldn’t be seen when it aired back in the 90s. so everything about 15% on each side is stuff that was cut when the show aired

Ted Cruz said Dept. Commerce twice. Bless him, you cant abolish that twice.

I do it for all of these reasons.

M. Night Shyamalan would like a word with you.

Say what you will about Lady Gaga, but that looks comfortable as fuck.

I know! He is so vain that he is willing to lie about cancer, but not commit to faking the look. He is the laziest, dumbest con man ever. Epic fail.

No, sorry, you don’t get to say that. The majority of people in Texas have been gerrymandered in to obsolescence and the rights of the white, conservative majority have been enshrined in our political process. WE didn’t “earn” it, we “got” it. We need support from people who get to enjoy rights and access to basic…

Isn’t “R&B bluesmen” redundant?

and for multilingual folks out there, check out these non-anglo versions:

Once again: http://www.plannedparenthoodaction.org

Uh. Jeb likens himself to a crime boss because of his ability to veto and cut budgets? Does he think that’s supposed to be cool or sexy? Because like, though The Godfather is a great book and film, Vito Corleone is a horrible human being.

As a practicing oncologist, the statement “he begins by announcing that his cancer is down from ‘stage three to stage two’” is a huge red flag. Staging is done up-front at diagnosis and is never re-evaluated or changed during treatment. You can be cured or die from both stage II and III non-Hodgkins lymphoma, but your…

Like how do you even talk to your Dr about that. Do you just ask on the way out “here’s my copay and can you also just give me a certificate of virginity for my Dad.”

As a trans woman, I’m deeply confused by this. Playing a crossdressing man is probably second only to detransitioning on my list of things I would not want to do. And that’s not even getting into the issue of ignorant cis people confusing trans women with crossdressing dudes to begin with.

I just zone out and go back to reading this post because this shit is ludicrous and I can’t take it anymore.

You’re an idiot.

“I’m genuinely going to miss him. He knew how to push everyone’s buttons, had no patience for the rigorous blandness of the perfectly calibrated reality program he found himself amongst, and clashed fabulously with Kris.”