SOUNDS LIKE SHE KISSED A GIRL AND DIDN’T LIKE IT

A few months ago I met a cute guy. We later became FaceBook friends and I found out he was born in 1992! I felt dirty because I’m 30 and MY GOD, 1992?! When I told my mom this she said, “Well, they usually don’t mature much after that age.”

Kate Hudson, you go for it, girl.

Yep, great comment, bc

And you never meta joke you didn’t like ;)

ARE YOU SAYING YOU DON’T?

SPUT!

Are we actually going to start asking men to start questioning their preferences? Because from what I can tell, most of the pressure to do this is put on feminist-leaning women. So far, I’ve been told that it’s not reasonable for me to want a guy who has a job or a college degree or who doesn’t live with his parents,…

I am going to make people so mad when I become a parent. Just reading this comment cracked me up. It also made me think of this:

THIS WEEK, ONLY ON ‘DAYCARE DEATH MATCH’:

The plaintiffs in the case have specifically requested that she only be fined, presumably so that nobody can claim she was “arrested for being Christian", which you just know they want to do. They've probably got the banners printed up already and everything.

This needs approximately 10000 more stars. It’s so insistently, gratingly tone-deaf to repeatedly say “do it the easy way, and if you don’t do it the easy way it’s because you’re stupid” in the face of differences in preference, family demands, religion, cultural expectations, etc etc et fucking cetra. Tell you what,…

OMG commenters, there is a point at which you have to accept that when you read an article on a WEDDING BLOG it is most likely going to be about a fairly mainstream wedding, with lots of guests and dinner and open bar and a white dress. You are not making an Important Point by coming here and saying “whatevs you don’t…

That’s hilarious! Thank you for posting that!

“I have absolutely nothing of value on me. I’m pussy-less.”

LIVE! Killed LIVE and on the air! We now have people being MURDERED on live TV. We have CHILDREN being murdered in their classrooms. Nothing gets done. We, as a country, through our inaction have said this is A-OKAY. Just another day in the beautiful United States! Let freedom ring and god bless America and her guns!

NO THE REUNION WHERE SONJA TRIED TO TELL EVERYONE SHE “PARTIED” WITH “JOHN JOHN”

I think there’s a typo? I’m only counting 20 years between 1995 and now.