Tai Chi or.....?

Roger Goodell and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Week.

At least Kim had to wait until last week to admit her whole second marriage was a sham

THANK YOU. As excited as I was to watch this, I just spent way too long thinking about having red wine at the beach. Uck. Girl, get you something cold and tropical.

Oh Joe, be still my heart! There are really just no words for how much I love that man!

No one is going to mention Ray McDonald on the 49ers? He was arrested on felony domestic violence charges last weekend, three days after the NFL's new "policy" was announced, and he still played yesterday against the Cowboys.

rotates.

Oh, god, I know, right?

One time I ate farro cous cous on purpose and it was grosser than all these things combined.

I worked at a dinner theatre where we saw all kinds of weirdos. We had comment cards on each table and always followed up on any negative comments. We were serving a cedar planked salmon, and received the feedback "the bread under the salmon was too hard." There was a quick sort through the cedar planks, and sure…

We still feed children stories of happily ever after, and many of us believe them, too, but we all know married couples who aren't happy, and what is to be done?

Tracy's suggestions are sweet, but - in response to the larger point - I'm kind of a traditionalist when it comes to ceremonies. We all know wedding vows and wedding tropes are bullshit! We all know the bride isn't the most beautiful woman in the world (unless she's Pam Grier) and that the couple aren't going to be…

Her head falls off.

Did you even -try- calling the storks?

With determination.

This makes perfect sense because statistically men are far more likely than women to take on primary carer roles in the home and so their requests for flexible working hours are more likely to be genuine while women are probably just going to use the time day-drinking and filling themselves up with tampons.

The curfew is ridiculous. I'm surprised they didn't run it from 8pm to 8am.

Given how much press is given to male athletes even just coming out it's hilarious that people care so little about the WNBA two players can be engaged and it's still not even main page material on ESPN.com

The only problem I have with native advertising on Gawker is that we're not allowed to comment on it.