MOM DID SOME PARENTING STUFF. SOME PEOPLE DON'T LIKE IT AND SOME PEOPLE DO. MORE AT 11.

Does this count?

Holy Jesus I loves me a discounted meal.

When he gave me a watch engraved with the wrong name engraved. He also was stupid enough to forget the special personal card in the box as well addressed to someone else.

I find myself incapable of appreciating this blue hair fad. It makes me feel old and out of it, but I just think it ends up making the wearer's hair look awful. Also, I feel the same way about dub step and somehow I think there is a connection (apart from me being too old to get it).

I don't know, though. This builds in diversity in experiences and places the small schools on a level playing field with the big ones. It sucks if you're not in the 10% if you're at a super huge school or a high achieving one, but it offers opportunities to kids that might not have received them otherwise when you get…

Is she really that popular, because I've never heard of herbivore.

Also doubles as a full-body hair removal device!

He's confused from the moment he opens his eyes in the morning.

"They're better people than us," says Brian Kilmeade. So are things growing on the underside of bridges.

Wait... I've heard this one... THE SURGEON IS HIS MOTHER!! ...right?

The only way I see it being possible is if her grandfather is a widower. I personally know two Catholic priests who fall into that category: both are fathers as well as grandfathers.

If six-month-old Bloody Mary mix could kill you, you'd be dead like 15 times over by now.

Again, fuck off.

When my grandma turned 24 we stopped visiting her at the retirement home because she was too decrepit and grotesque.

The USA Today linked article says Lewis is 23. She turns 24 in July.

"At issue, it seems is the fact that the law impeded protesters' free speech, which, I guess, includes the right to sidle right up next to a person and talk to them even if they don't want to be talked to. "

Why is it deplorable for them to fucking do it 35 feet away?

This is the second meme this week that it took me a minute to get before I died laughing. This was the first one: