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Apparently this is the third time the dog has bitten someone very badly.

This is really sad. On the one hand, I don’t think being on a reality TV show is really great for her. But at the same time, it seems to be all she has...

Yes please.

I’m sure Biden will.

As much as I disagree with anti-vaxxers, I can't say that I agree with this policy.

My friend is married to one of our former teachers. I went to the wedding. But I skipped the baby shower.

“Somehow we have to decide when a baby gets rights,”

I suspect the latter.

the best tip for where to contour I've heard is for the middle part of the 3 - go in a straight line from the top of your ear toward the side of your mouth, stopping halfway down. Start at the back because wherever you touch first will get the most color.

Well his lawyers were never arguing that he’s not guilty. They’re just trying to avoid the death penalty. This isn't really the juicy part yet.

I missed the original post but I work in sales. I increased my production by 30% year-over-year and one of my coworkers said “That’s awesome! And (male boss) didn’t even give you any cases this year.” Uh... Thanks.

I was an unplanned child. Which every person in the world likes to point out to me and ask about when they find out the very large age gap between my siblings and me. If they don't ask about it, you can see that they're thinking it all over their faces.

I’ve been invited to 4 MLM “parties,” which is what I assume this is.

I don't like Honeyfunds and I won't apologize for it. And enough of the bullshit about judging people who cohabitate before marriage, because I do cohabitate.

Everyone knows that black women use their hair for extra carry-on items. Like toothpaste over 3 oz.

He's scoping everything out. They're going to come home with a busted window and a missing TV tomorrow. With only a single feather left as his calling card.

I was not really disappointed when Nasim left SNL, but good for her.

I use red wine vinegar spiked with dish soap. The soap sticks to their wings so they can't fly and they drown. Try that.

I think Brandi is really on a spiral from things in her personal life, namely her husband leaving her but I'm sure other things as well. She drinks and acts out to protect herself from getting hurt again. That doesn't mean that what she's doing is ok. She needs help but I can understand why she acts the way she does.

Why is no one talking about how Lisa R lunged and tried to grab Kim by the throat??