Covidiots. Next up for a Darwin Award.

So true. And I left PA last year and moved abroad, in part because of the toxic political situation created by Trump. The PA legislature is horrible. John Fetterman and his marijuana and trans flags that he hangs out of his office window give me life, though. I vote and I'm voting for him to replace that jerk Pat…

I was a witness before more than one federal grand juries (thanks, corrupt local politicians!)  and I was asked not to discuss my testimony and what was asked. I was also told by the prosecutors that they couldn’t tell me not to reveal anything, but my doing so would possibly work against the prosecution’s case.

Rand Paul is a joke, and a goddarn ugly one at that. It’s like, the meaner and more Trumpy he gets, the uglier he gets, too.

Don’t know the answer to that. Yet, if he were to flee to some *shithole country* to avoid arrest, and has to live in exile, wouldn't we all win?

I don’t think The Bartender has anything left in the tank, to be honest. It sucks to say that. But my expectations are in the basement. And maybe I did this to myself, you know? Set myself up to fail yet again, with this move? Maybe recreated the unhappy family situation of sharing space with people who are selfish…

Such sweet beauties, all of them. 

Yay! That's wonderful!

Enjoy the meds! And get better too!

You ain't no tool! We're all just trying to figure it out, you know?

Have you noticed how fast they get cold? 

So our trip to Azuero Peninsula next week is cancelled. The Health Minister ordered that instead of just stopping at the police checkpoints on the road leaving and coming back into my province, every person in every car has to get Covid tested at the checkpoints. And of course wait at the checkpoints for the results.…

I'm so sorry about the kitty!

Clearly, Cheers made those croissants.

That's called "having money". 

We know this info because the feds want us to. Because the feds are sweating him to absolute death. Drip drip drip comes the info on the investigation. What a fucking botoxed-up shitheel this guy is.

Also, happiest of birthdays!

I bought the largest baking potatoes I’ve ever seen from the back of a truck, so I’m going to have one tomorrow. Here, people drive around neighborhoods in trucks that have loudspeakers and food in the back for sale, and as they drive someone is on the speaker yelling PINEAPPLES PINEAPPLES PINEAPPLES PINEAPPLES and…

No no no no no no no. You take your nice space and enjoy it!

Max and Leo together forever, as my Instagram hero Beth Stern would say!