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Hey all! We took a trip to Puerto Armuellas (on the Pacific Ocean) this week to look at rentals. Puerto ain’t for us, unfortunately. Everyone we spoke to mentioned crime, and there’s a lot of abject poverty. It’s very have or have not, with amazing beachfront estates and also, bamboo shacks that have tarps for roofs

Kam, her husband Short Court, and his brother Chart, have been shit posting about Tiffany, referring to the fact that she stood up for herself as “reverse racism” that “didn’t work out so well” in Nazi Germany. I’m imagining these three all dressed up at high society charity events, where they congratulate each other

Poor horsie. People can be disgusting.

Congratulations! I'm jealous. No vaccines yet in my province.

They get worse with age, too. As if whatever nonsense they have going on isn't enough.

Why thanks and I shall do my very best!

Thank you! I’m going to Google “movies about awful mothers” and watch tomorrow!

That bread! Those air holes! Divine!

I hope you don't get evicted, that would be awful.

We have power outages in Panama all the time, meaning I constantly have to deal with the wifi, the “smart” tv that’s smarter than me, and reset a whole bunch of other stuff and it’s so complicated!

Good luck with everything! I hope you find a place that suits you and that you adore.

That sounds like a good time!

It delights me to no end that you are getting away from a narcissist. Those people drain the life out of their victims. Meaning, anyone who has to put up with their nonsense.

Hey kitty cats! I’m back in western Panama after a few days in Panama City. It was me, The Bartender, and a few friends, and it was fun hanging out in a big city instead of the little mountain town where we all live. We boarded the Terribly Behaved Puppy and had a cat sitter come to our apartment. The cat-sitter

I live for this shit.

When my niece was a baby still, she’d yell *Go Oh-yay!* when she didn’t want to deal with whatever toddlers didn’t want to deal with, which is how I feel about Cait. Just go oh yay. 

My goshes. Thank you for your great kindness!

That entire family whores themselves out, every day. 

Time burglars and grandma. Loved your response.

That's a really, really great idea.