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Years ago I knew someone who played in poker tournaments and he met Ben while playing at his table at a tournament in Las Vegas.

millennials’ precarious position sandwiched between Boomers who hate us and Gen Z’ers who both hate us and think we’re cringe.”

Blessed Jez! You’re back, my beloved! Bring back my girls!

Welcome back!

I’m gonna be honest - though I was a prolific commenter years ago under a different name (2012-2017ish), I honestly felt like the commentariat didn’t really jive with me much anymore...it seemed very pink pussy hat performative white lady bullshit and the tone of the comments on any piece from Ashley Reese made me

Welcome back!

“...Anna Holmes and Jennifer Gerson and Jessica Coen and Rich Juzwiak and Jia Tolentino and Julianne Escobedo Shepherd and Joanna Rothkopf and Clover Hope and Laura Bassett and Susan Rinkunas.”

Welcome back everyone. Just in time...

Lauren this is terrific. Congrats and let us all know how to best support you because WE ALSO LOVE TO READ JEZEBEL. 

So happy you are back! I have read this site for almost 10 years, this is profoundly important for women.

I have read Jezebel without chiming in (aka lurking, I suppose) for years, and found myself genuinely sad when it closed down. Very glad to see you back, so I will leave my first comment to celebrate!

Even being a cis male, Jezebel was a daily read for me. I loved everything about Jezebel and am so glad it is back! So congratulations on your return and I’m already awaiting next October for the Scary Story Contest (my favorite read here).

This does my heart some good. Thank you! 

I am an older man and I missed you people like crazy. I always found your columns interesting and entertaining. SO very pleased to see your return.

Two days after my Mom passed away, I read the announcement that Jezebel was shut down. It was the the emptiest week of my life. I’m so glad you’re back.

Very very very very very very happy to see where this goes.  Welcome back everyone xoxoo

Jezebel don’t stop Jezebelling. 

SO HAPPY Jez is back! Welcome back Jez staffers. Congrats on the job, Lauren.

Yay! Great news

Welcome back!!! :-) You guys were missed.