Your cat couldn’t figure out the right way to check if you were still breathing or if you stopped and he could eat you.

This morning I woke up and under my pillow was my cat! I can’t tell if he likes the pressure of my head pushing a pillow into his body while he sleeping or if he’s trying to get me to unknowingly suffocate him while I sleep so that he can frame me for his murder Gone Girl style to teach me a lesson. Really hard to…

Kinkajous are very, very cute:

And for most of existence, women haven’t had the privilege of not showing up. No matter how sick or busy, they couldn’t stop mothering. Women have been working around the clock, rain or snow or plague or shine, for millenia.

Honestly, I think it’s because as a female you are worried you’ll be judged if you don’t show up. Dudes just take for granted that they can stay home when they are sick, their kid is sick, or it’s dangerous to travel.

There should be a special state law that says if you make a delivery guy deliver without tipping him in the middle of a storm, he should legally be able to throw you down the stairs. The higher up you live, the more steps he gets to use.

photographers are getting really good at makin this guy look like a full on rapist.

...which he is....but now he looks it!

he must get a new wart with every victim he rapes.

She’s from the old school method of consent. The belief is that a little consent (drinking alcohol in the presence of a man, wearing too little clothing, going into the territory of a man alone) is the same thing as consenting to EVERYTHING.

A few people have suggested Catahoula, which makes sense. The only thing I was certain about was “not corgi”.

You said that in the dog’s voice. :) A few people say Catahoula and i think you guys are right.

I’ve got a catahoula - think there’s at least some of this in that one as well.

That. Is. So. Fucked. Up.

I disagree with all of the replies you've gotten so far.

I work with kids in the family court system, either through abuse/neglect or juvenile delinquency/incorrigability. I want to fight for these kids,...

I was wondering the same thing, but your comment is a lot nicer than mine was going to be.
If white people are going to be criticized for EVERY SINGLE OPINION, good/bad/indifferent, then how can we do anything at all?

Didn't someone once say that he who is wisest is him who admits he knows nothing? I've found, equally paradoxically, that, as a white person, I may contribute less to the system of racism the more I recognize just how racist I truly am.