Your cat couldn’t figure out the right way to check if you were still breathing or if you stopped and he could eat you.

This morning I woke up and under my pillow was my cat! I can’t tell if he likes the pressure of my head pushing a pillow into his body while he sleeping or if he’s trying to get me to unknowingly suffocate him while I sleep so that he can frame me for his murder Gone Girl style to teach me a lesson. Really hard to…

Kinkajous are very, very cute:

And for most of existence, women haven’t had the privilege of not showing up. No matter how sick or busy, they couldn’t stop mothering. Women have been working around the clock, rain or snow or plague or shine, for millenia.

Honestly, I think it’s because as a female you are worried you’ll be judged if you don’t show up. Dudes just take for granted that they can stay home when they are sick, their kid is sick, or it’s dangerous to travel.

There should be a special state law that says if you make a delivery guy deliver without tipping him in the middle of a storm, he should legally be able to throw you down the stairs. The higher up you live, the more steps he gets to use.

I feel you have never seen ants making an anthill.

The thing is, civilizations do not get to choose the type of star that they evolved around. If your planet orbits an F star then that is the only place where you can build your ringworld or Dyson sphere or turtle-supported disc. When it comes to solar systems there’s no place like home.

A few people have suggested Catahoula, which makes sense. The only thing I was certain about was “not corgi”.

You said that in the dog’s voice. :) A few people say Catahoula and i think you guys are right.

I’ve got a catahoula - think there’s at least some of this in that one as well.