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Holy crap, Allah is Samuel Jackson?

the 3rd & 4th legs..

As an IU fan and alum, I support this decision. Not out of any sense of historical superiority, but mostly because it means I don't ever have to watch this team again.

"Lawlessness in Las Vegas! Lawless Vegas! Unbelievable! These completely classless New Mexico fans kicking a hard-working broadcaster's suitcase! My underwear, viagra, vicodin, chain mail, all strewn out about the floor. Can you even believe it? I can't say it surprises me. Looting! What do you expect from such a…

The Broncos deal included a real Quarterback to throw him passes.

Alright, here goes. I was on press rowa few seats away from Leitner and the SDSU broadcast. The usher didn't interfere with his broadcast. The Thomas & Mack was going to allow fans onto the court to celebrate with the team and that meant they'd have to run directly behind the radio/TV broadcast people.

When, in the annals of NCAA history, have cheaters not prospered?

Mr. Bonds:

Ok, I cheated, I googled 'that shit' and the lakers starting five came up.

HALLWAY: GIANT'S STADIUM

Dad: [Checks clock] Oh. OH. Oh, I got this.
[Rolls out of bed]
[Skips shower and shaving]
[Puts on shoes]
[Looks like a shade of former self]
[Drives awkwardly toward goal]
[Makes attempt, barely]
[Heads back to other end]
[Tries to best of ability, to limited success]
[Hears it from those watching]
[Tunes out shouts and curses]
…

Bobcats Defense: We already did.

This Is What MLB's Replay System Will Look Like:

Rival station KBNR has no such restriction.

[redacted] is a fucking moron and will run the pool into the ground along with the rest of his asshole cronies.

There is no way Will Leitch wrote this. I've heard of everyone on this list.

"I don't really care about hockey, but I think it's ridiculous that they don't take this out of the game!"