I think you misunderstood, as after I said your sport sucks, I kinda limited it to just the pros.

But I do get your point. I mean Derek Jeter pretended to get hit. I think the blame falls on whatever federation since like you said they do nothing, the porous officials, but also the players themselves. There should be…

Spurs fans have been dreading this all season. Now that the Champions League is likely out of reach Vertonghen is auditioning for a move to Barcelona.

"The save was just a bonus. Really, I'm just glad he didn't tread on me."

Literacy #bamaprobs

I hope someone eventually told Katie what it said. #bamaprobs

What else would a Bama fan be doing in there?!

Three years ago, I was the only scout saying Rondo is overrated, and I was crucified for it.

Is Jan Brewer that disliked in the Hispanic community that she has to advertise her Facebook page in the A's' spring training facility?

Certainly explains Daniel Bryan's situation.

Piss-poor performance by United. Just imagine if they had played Bayern Munich, Real Madrid or Glen's Auto Body and Collision FC.

h. Saw Human Centipede, then produced my next several columns.

This shouldn't be surprising. Getting 17 without any assists is his typical stat line.

A thrilling animal mystery! Sounds about right. Maybe this is a clip from the movie I just made up in my head, Dr. Dolittle: The Fast and the Fur(!)ious: Electric Boogaloo 3: Beginnings.

Oh my goodness, you're my comment spirit animal! ♥ε♥

Could potentially (definitely) be my new favorite username!

God damn. If Ray Hudson had been announcing I think he would have came and had a heart attack at the same time.