I'm not sure what i am more excited about....the Ortiz Grand Slam or the fact that someone FINALLY took a video in LANSCAPE mode. Go SOX!

...as it proves that Torii Hunter's tumble over the outfield wall is hilarious from any distance or angle.

He's a 32-year-old college dropout who has the maturity of 13-year-old middle school twat who gets his rocks off by prank calling old widows. To date, Tarr's greatest prank has been to get Deadspin to post an article about his assholish immaturity.

I actually did two follow-up posts off the Pelini tipster's correspondence.

Reminds me of another carpenter that got nailed, but the disappearing act happened after rather than before.

Unhappily, it will not be vaporized, shoved into the Thames, flash-frozen and shattered by mallets, coated in fox blood and torn apart by famished hounds, shot into the sun, or melted down into a fine paste suitable for insulation.

Unfortunately, the statue of Dimitar Berbatov will remain just outside the 18-yard box for the foreseeable future.

I was at a “Make a Wish” dinner and Bo Pelini and all his coaches were surprising a sick kid with a car. I think someone has video.

Despite (or perhaps because of) the efforts of her strict and sheltering parents, Drea Judith Malaprop Spelman learned to work the pole at a young age.

Fortunately for the Hawks, their unsportsmanlike penalty for crowd noise was offset by another unsportsmanlike conduct call for the spinning disco ball lodged firmly in Judy and Rich's ass.

That defender is better at football than his parents are at geography.

Little known facts: German Chip Kelly plays a 3-2-5 formation and refuses to play possession football, even with a 3 goal lead in the second half.

How far can you punt an investigation?

Man. Between this and Sochi, the IOC must really hate fags.

"Tom Brady yelling at them? Man, that sounds awful."
- Aaron Hernandez
drops soap

Typical stupid, hungover hooligans. Beating up this poor animal just to get its hair.

All hail Cesaro.

Wow a lot of inappropriate hate here, guess I shouldn't be surprised that Barry's never heard of Full Faith & Credit.

If Johnny Football keeps this up, he's going to have Virgil following him around before long.

Sean,