Well hey, maybe don't project unfair shit onto your husband.

"We teach horses to break from that,"

"all we can do, in her sacrifice, is to make sure that it never happens again."

Dr. James Andrews or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Tommy John

Trouble with the Nerve

I read that in Tywin Lannister's voice, for some reason.

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To be fair West Newbury Massachusetts is doing its part in keeping jorts relevant.

He probably should've been suspicious when they asked him to bring a Lynch.

I have a question: I show up late to work (on purpose) all the time and never seem to give a fuck what my boss thinks. When do I get my Deadspin longform cock-worship on how great of a misunderstood talent I am, even if I'm more likely to hit a pedestrian in my Mercedes going 110 than I am a cutoff man? Or do I have…

There are ways of breaking baseball's rules without pissing off your whole team. If Puig would combine his game changing talent with a small amount of maturity and intelligence he would be something else. Unfortunately, he seems to lack both.

To be fair, UConn probably pays better.

No you are right....He needs to learn how to be a major leaguer. People need to stop defending the fact that he shows up late. That he keeps getting caught reckless driving. That he keeps failing to do the little things that a major leaguer does, like hit the cutoff man.

If this were a one time thing..I would suspect that this would be hyperbole. But Puig essentially has been around the show long enough to know how to behave. If he keeps it up..he clearly doesn't care and then it could cause problems.

And I get the distinct feeling that no NFL executive, no pundit, and no fan will be willing to claim Washington screwed up in signing an elite wideout to an affordable deal just because he's taken photos with gang members.

There's a limit of one proposal per month

For years, women have been pounding on the glass ceiling. With similar results.

You're both still in Ohio. So just be quiet and play nice!