“Your bra-bomb better work, Nerdlinger!”

Yeah, this is 100% a photoshop joke about the character. Not Chace [sic] Crawford’s dick.

Except for the rape.

Nah. More like piece of shit racist asshole sucker punches drunk Irish guy.

They’re filming at the exact location IN Chicago where he claimed the attack occurred.  Next to his high rise in Streeterville, you know, MAGA country. 

If you’re surprised by has suicide, think how surprised he was!

She sounds like she’s trying to build up emotional distress evidence for an upcoming court case, really.

I love it. Everyone sucks in this story, but in the most petty and futile ways. It’s perfect.

There is this bizarre push on the conservative Twitter to “out” him as a Warren and Sanders supporter and being anti-police, which to me obviously misses the point. Whereas the guy in El Paso was clearly inspired to go shoot up Mexicans because of Trump mainlining hate-rhetoric against immigrants, there is literally…

The word ‘assault’ is functionally meaningless so let’s get specific.
In this particular case the word describes the victim being savagely beaten by two men (Rocky and his security guard) with beer bottles, then after he was on the floor they continued kicking him and smashed the back of his head with a bottle. The…

Fuck buddy makes this awfully specific so I don’t think I have a great one, but:

Tell Us About a Horrifying Thing Your Fuck Buddy Has in Their Home

This, I believe, is every parent’s secret nightmare.

He probably is nice. To her. He has no problem sexually humiliating other women, though.

Joule thief!

Look, I get you’re doing churnalism, not journalism, but the arrests had already been made well over a month ago, so that wasn’t the news here. The story only hit the headlines again this week because formal charges were brought and a court date was set.

Chris wrote a really great article exploring how their attack has had so much attention because they are pretty, feminine, white and cisgender. Would really recommend a read https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/jun/14/homophobic-attack-bus-outrage-media-white

You don’t know how these buses and buses in general work, do you, love?

That’s what we get with Trump and Borish Johnson. Voting in 2020 is critical.