pulsar1
Pulsar the hollow man
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Smokers actually cost less than non-smokers because they die earlier, don't need tons of care in their old age and don't collect pensions/welfare for as long. Same with the obese.

But that's a separate issue, the OP was arguing in terms of people claiming welfar for essentials while having dispostable income to spend on drugs. The legality of those drugs is irrelevant.

So should we be checking welfare recipients for all non-essential purchases and disqualifying them if they've made any? Cigarettes are addictive but unnecesary, should we be checking for nicotine stains on their fingers?

Yeah, I should have put quote marks around "hotties".

I can't even remember the last film/show I saw where a mom had kids in her 30s, even 32. They all seem to cast as if the mom character got pregnant just out of highschool, presumably so both mom and daughter can be hotties. :/

You're right, but I can see why the OP interpreted it as a statement about the troll being desperate. Mostly because the whole "you live in your mom's basement" thing tends to go hand in hand with it.

I feel like if you're going to mock internet trolls there's just soooo much material, but this was so limited. It's like she took the same jokes she was making about geeks in highschool and just put a beat over them.

To be fair, it is a thing that happens quite often...just not this time. See also: the constant jokes about small dicks while also preaching body-positivity.

At least he seems to know he has a big one and just wants bigger. I saw a documentary about this where there was a guy with an 8-inch one believed that his was small and was having it enlarged (apparently he'd been made fun of for his size before). That guy probably had body dysmorphia, not sure about the man in this

Why the fuck do people find that funny? I like your posts normally Butters but you just lost so many cool points with me. *judges*

I just made the same post. It's OK, I'm pretty sure someone will see them, start a class-action lawsuit, sue the game-maker for their money back, drive all "free" app makers out of business and world will be a shiny happy place.

Does this maths seem off to anyone? If you bought four packs of 50 K-stars for $20 you'd get 200 stars, but buy the $20 pack and you get 220. That's 10% more, not 25%. Am I missing something here? Same goes for the other pask, you're not getting the extra percentage of stars you're promised.

Jesus Burt, did you really have to use that picture?

The revenge-porn makes me uncomfortable too sometimes. Especially when it starts out general, then people start to get more and more specific in thier fantasies and start to try to out-do eachother in how horrific their violence fantasies can be.

"Shagging"

I love her nicknames for the characters.

I would protest, but Jez loves posting stories from the Daily Mail, so you're probably getting a skewed view of how reliable our news outlets are.

My favourite example is all the harry potter slash-fic that everyone loved to joke about a few years back. Tons of erotic depictions of fictional children, but everyone thought it was hilarious because it written, not drawn.

However unreliable it is, it's better than seap25's "I didn't see it so it didn't happen".