We’re in for a real treat if it’s half as good as LeBron’s comedic turn in Trainwreck...

This is the dumbest hot take on this site in quite a while. Space Jam? Really? An inoffensive movie with BUGS FUCKING BUNNY has to draw your ire? Fuck off and good day sir.

That’s a better accomplishment than anything I’ve done man. Have 4 more teams to beat in domination mode before unlocking historic domination and just got my ass whooped in 5 games by the Pelicans in that damn Road to the Finals mode in myteam.

What makes you say that? Just curious. Never tried it.

I know the feeling. Stephen once responded to me. Halcyon days man.

I really feel like Magic should GM the Magic. Just sayin.

Face = melted.

I play on 12 min quarters, All Star, as a 6-2 PG. The stats are hilarious at times. 35 pts, 6 boards, 15 assists is a usual statline. I refuse to sim as well so I feel your pain/grind Jason.

I won’t say that I can’t stand it but you’re not wrong. It’s incredibly wonky at times, beyond hilarious and into frustrating. I usually play MyTeam single player because I’ve lost the attention span to play an hour long sports game match and online is atrocious.

I bet you’re real fun at parties chief.

Fuck yea. *stretches thumbs to get psyched*

Guys, shhh, this is a massive secret but the new Call of Duty has...wait for it..warfare in the title. WHOA right?!

“Don’t leave me hanging bro! I may have made millions of dollars off of your skill and hard work but we can still be friends young African-American homie!”

I guess someone forgot to regulate his performance.

On-field guttings only happen in 8th division Argentine soccer man.

“All that other physics stuff.” The true mystery to the art of pitching.

This is so on point I kinda want to cry. But there is no room for my tears in a zero fucks tapestry.

1-1 is a bad result for Spurs here. West Brom is a boring dumpster fire of a team.

Thought I heard that too. If so, his brother saying “Thank you” is just salt in the old salty reporter’s wound.

Alienation and Severed!