And it’s 1-1 at half with Spurs dominating the game as a whole. So, respectfully, eat a dick Patrick.

The sporting world hasn’t seen a flop that well-executed since LeBron flopped his dong out on national TV.

And if they rely on a connection to PSN you’re shit out of luck cuz that old bag of dead Radio Shack parts is down.

Invalid. I demand a Best Video Game Pet Turtles of 2015 list. Outrage!

“A man who is perpetually cold, apparently.” Anyone know why he wears the baggy long sleeves all the time?

Strong blogging here Deadspin. Cuban in a Miami bar fight. Up next, Bills fan fucks a dog. Ho hum stuff here.

I did NOT mean to offend or disrespect any bundles of sticks or loose cigarettes

And dead last in the hearts of Thai hookers.

Picturing Verne Lundquist announcing this moment just gave me a very weird boner.

Well said. But I think history has proven that Billy’s over-inflated belief in Deulofeu is really just a thin shroud masking his true desire to take the Spaniard into his mouth. Tapas anyone?

You throw a ball around for a living you little shit. You are not a lion. You are a child.

Number one answer on the board!

Je suis Romo.

That turkey died a brave death for your enjoyment! Suck it up and chow down maggot.

Jared Lorenzen does blackface.

Still just a fucking horse.

No comment.

Does Dabo Swinney cosplay require prayer and a promise to stay off social media?

The most morbid electric football game of all time.

We are at the mountains of political madness my friends. Run away. Fast.